Santa: Should I BuyS

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Jun, 09 2010 138 chars (1 sms) 2612 views Sardar

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Ek Sardar 2 A Man

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

Sardar g As A Directo

Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p

Santa: How can

Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)

Sardar ki bivi uske

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->

A sardar in a pizza hut

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

sardar ne shok

sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga

Plz Try Letter!

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

Sardar Ko Elecrtic

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->

Sardar Was Sleeping

Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife

Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.

Let Him Sleep With His Wife

Santa Aur Zandu

Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?

Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !

"I SAW A FILM"

Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM

Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"

Santa Opened Xerox

Santa Opened Xerox Shop

And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:

Xerox Done In All Language

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Santa: Should I BuyS

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