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Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhar
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Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhar
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhar
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!
4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo
Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
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teacher
English Teacher:
"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."
Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??
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Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->
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New Job
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U Do B4 ?
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Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold
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I Can Never Finish
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PANI GILA HO GAYA
SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA
SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
Teacher:Wo Kon
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je:
MISS
"NARRA":-)
Santa-Mujhe Us
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Banta-Kya Hua
Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha
''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''
Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
Paise ka masla nahi hai
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,
Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.
Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
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