Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhar

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhar
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
  

Jun, 09 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     1968 views       Sardar

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AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

''''SHAIR'''' SARDAR JEE SE

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