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Apr, 18 2011
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Sardar
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A sardar goes to a restaurant
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
Santa to Banta-
Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-
Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya
Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha
Sardar G Dukandar
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->
Songs Download karane hein
Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.
Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?
Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.
Santa Lost His
Santa Lost His Cheque Book
Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...
Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->
Santa: B0llywo0d
Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhar
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!
4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo
Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
Sardar aur us ka
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
Interviewer : Give Me
Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words
Banta:Ok
Interviewer : Made In India
Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
Hilarous Sardar!
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->
Sardar and his wife
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Sardar :
Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?
Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!
Sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->
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