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Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...
Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
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Maths and Women
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"
BUT...
Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
Ek Larka Apne Papa
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan
Papa:
Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
Sardar : May I Come
Sardar : May I Come In Sir?
Interviewer : Wait Please...
Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
Sardar 1st Time
Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.
Shaadi mein Khana
Shaadi mein Khana Khula:
Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.
Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.
Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?
Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)
Santa Shouting 2 His GFS
Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."
Santa: How can
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
Circus ka maalik
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
Msg sending Failed
Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D
B.COM
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.
Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,
Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Why Did Santa
Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?
A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!
1st Sardar
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"
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