Ek Sardar 2 A Man

Ek Sardar 2 A Man
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
  

Jun, 09 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2148 views       Sardar

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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
The New Glossary Of
Medical Term By A
Sardar ...

Anti body- Agnst evry1
Cardialogy- Advance
study of poker playing
Coma- A punctuation
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Flu- Going by
aeroplane
Genes- Blue denim
Labor pain- Getting hurt
@ work
Morbid- Higher bid
Urine- Opposite to u r
out ...
Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !
Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->