Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Jun, 09 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 2216 views Sardar

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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

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