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Jun, 09 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     2549 views       Sardar

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Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-
Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai



Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?




Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya

Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''

1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->
1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?





Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !