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SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

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Jun, 09 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     2437 views       Sardar

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Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?








Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM

Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


BUT...









Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan

Papa:

Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya

Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa

2nd;

"^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^"
Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”



Sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?


A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!
Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain