Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

Jun, 09 2010 100 chars (1 sms) 2597 views Sardar

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Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Doctor!!!!

Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”

Sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

Sir: Apka Beta

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Santa Sharab Pikar

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata hoon

Santa-Oye Kya Kr

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

Ek Sardar 2 A Man

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

Ek Sardar Apni Maa

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

Admi: Sardar G

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

haha haha haha :-)

Sardar Ko Elecrtic

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->

peo da wa

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

wife gu hoi hy

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?

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Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

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