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Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
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Teacher :Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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Santa: So
Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.
nta-Sir aap apni
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
SaNtA BaNtA Se
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo
BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"
SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
Santa: Why Do Girls
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Sardar 2 Sardarni
Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
A lucknowi nawab
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Dr Sahab Plastic
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
1st Sardar
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"
Sardar''s Interview 4
Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job
Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
Wats D Diff
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Srdar Apni Grlfrnd
Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->
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