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Jun, 09 2010
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Santa Opened Xerox
Santa Opened Xerox Shop
And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:
Xerox Done In All Language
Sardar put his pencil
Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
Why?
He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
Santa Was Walking
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest
He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.
Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height
Nahi Badegi,
Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Doctor: Bachey ko
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
Intelligent Santas
Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
?
?
Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
Santa Lost His
Santa Lost His Cheque Book
Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...
Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->
Fakeer 2 Srdar
Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya
Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?
Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Who is the father of second !
Sardar G Dukandar
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->
Have you eaten
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..
sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
A Sardar Prays
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
PANI GILA HO GAYA
SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA
SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
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