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Santa - My wife
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Santa - My wife
Santa - My wife
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
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Jun, 09 2010
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