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Sardar
Paise ka masla nahi hai
Paise ka masla nahi hai
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,
Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.
Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
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Mar, 01 2011
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Sardar
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Songs Download karane hein
Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.
Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?
Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.
Sardar Was Sleeping
Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?
Let Him Sleep With His Wife..
Teacher- Jeevan Me Aisa
Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
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Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..
Dr Sahab Plastic
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
The New Glossary Of
The New Glossary Of
Medical Term By A
Sardar ...
Anti body- Agnst evry1
Cardialogy- Advance
study of poker playing
Coma- A punctuation
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Flu- Going by
aeroplane
Genes- Blue denim
Labor pain- Getting hurt
@ work
Morbid- Higher bid
Urine- Opposite to u r
out ...
Pathan Sardar Se
Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?
Sardar: Nahi Yara..
Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??
Santa : Soch Rah
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Sardar School Ma S
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
sardar
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45:-
beta 2 bistar kiun lagay
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
B.COM
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.
Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,
Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Santa ko police
Santa ko police
kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
?
?
Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha
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