Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
  

Jun, 09 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2221 views       Sardar

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Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?





Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..


Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(
Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad Killed It.
Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses


Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle
Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.



Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

Santa: Yes, I married her!
Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

What About The

Remaining 900..!
Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta