Santa Was In Shopping

Santa Was In Shopping
Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
  

Jun, 09 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2446 views       Sardar

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In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
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Start.


All Started Runing Except Santa.


Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?


Santa:My No Is 4!
:D
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?


Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai

Kya Kar Raha Hai..


Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi

Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai
Santa: I''ve Been
Sending E-mails To
William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare
Is Dead, Stupid ...

Santa: No Wonder
He Hasn''t Replied As Well ... ;->
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?








Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.