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Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?

Jun, 09 2010 108 chars (1 sms) 2741 views Sardar

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Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

Santa: Yes, I married her!

Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan

Papa:

Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.

Ek Sardar Apni Maa

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....

Sardar: Cricket

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

A Sardar Was Drying

A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

hamay Malom nahi?

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

"I SAW A FILM"

Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM

Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"

Santa Helmet Pehen

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

PANI GILA HO GAYA

SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA

Santa 60th Birthday

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

sardar ne shok

sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga

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