Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya. Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo. Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya. Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead. Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee for Cat Scanning.
Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere, Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere. auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.
Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
Sardar To Another Sardar: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . . She's Eighty Now, And we don't know where the hell she is.
