cat scanning

cat scanning
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
  

Mar, 06 2012     524 chars (4 sms)     2788 views       Sardar

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