Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya. Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo. Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya. Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead. Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee for Cat Scanning.
Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia . Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho? . Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"