A man jumped

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A man jumped
A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->
  
Jun, 09 2010     254 chars (2 sms)     2577 views       Sardar

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Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

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Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
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Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
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Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
Santa: Why Do Girls
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Banta: All False.
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Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

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Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

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Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

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Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D

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