Sardar ankhain band karky

Sardar ankhain band karky
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
  

Oct, 31 2013     154 chars (1 sms)     3616 views       Sardar

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A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.


Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?
SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...


Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->