SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
  

Mar, 09 2011     169 chars (2 sms)     2878 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-
Sardar To Another Sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
And
we don't know where the hell she is.
Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai



Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?




Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.


Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
Santa ko police

kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha