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A Sardar & A Wife
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Sardar
A Sardar & A Wife
A Sardar & A Wife
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
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Santa Aur Zandu
Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?
Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !
Santa- Yaar!
Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.
Santa: My Father Dug
Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal
Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta: My Dad Killed It.
Santa Platfrom k
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...
Latest Versions of Java
Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?
Sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Santa Saw A Man
Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs
In The Purse.
We Can Take 50-50
Santa: OK..OK
What About The
Remaining 900..!
nta-Sir aap apni
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
Paise ka masla nahi hai
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,
Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.
Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
SARDARJI was in a
SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.
He picks it up and
Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''
Sardar and his wife
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Have you eaten
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..
sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
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