Teacher

Teacher
Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?


Santa: I''m in d hostel,

how can i do HOME work?
  

Jun, 09 2010     95 chars (1 sms)     2219 views       Sardar

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Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->
Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
The New Glossary Of
Medical Term By A
Sardar ...

Anti body- Agnst evry1
Cardialogy- Advance
study of poker playing
Coma- A punctuation
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Flu- Going by
aeroplane
Genes- Blue denim
Labor pain- Getting hurt
@ work
Morbid- Higher bid
Urine- Opposite to u r
out ...
Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia