Santa Saw A Man

Santa Saw A Man
Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

What About The

Remaining 900..!
  

Jun, 09 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2467 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,


Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska...

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya

Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa

2nd;

"^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^"
Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?


Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...


Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!
Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?

Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!

Sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->
Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,












Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!