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PANI GILA HO GAYA
SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA
SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
sardar
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45:-
Sardar put his pencil
Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
Why?
He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
Tech: jab bijli chamkti
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
Teacher: How Do
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
Do U Know Why
Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P
Santa Shouting 2 His GFS
Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
Sardar To His Friend
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes
Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?
Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
Sardar Friend Se
Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
Sardar Attending
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..
Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..
Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
"I SAW A FILM"
Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM
Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"
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