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Jun, 09 2010
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Mrs. Santa Don''t Like
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???
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Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
Santa:Ye Gandhi
Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
Doctor!!!!
Doctor
“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”
Sardar
“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”
Sardar :
Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?
Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!
Sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->
Some1 Wrote 2
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
Sardar Wrote BILL
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
Sardar : May I Come
Sardar : May I Come In Sir?
Interviewer : Wait Please...
Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
teacher
English Teacher:
"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."
Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??
Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
Sardar g Falls Inside
Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!
A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...
Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;->
Ek Sardar 2 A Man
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...
Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
Srdar Apni Grlfrnd
Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->
How Do You Know
How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?
You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->
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