Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
