Maths and Women

"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"

BUT...

Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->

Jun, 09 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2006 views Sardar

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Maths and Women

"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"

BUT...

Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->

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Maths and Women

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