PANI GILA HO GAYA

SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

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Jun, 14 2011 154 chars (1 sms) 2767 views Sardar

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Sardar''s 60th B''day

Sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!

Sardar g Saw A

Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Ek Sardar ne Road Pe

Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya

Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''

1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->

Msg sending Failed

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D

Plz Try Letter!

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

B.COM

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

teacher

English Teacher:

"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D

Why Did Santa

Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?

A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

sardar apni shadi pe

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

Dr Sahab Plastic

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?

Sardar K Truck K

Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,

Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!

Santa Was In Shopping

Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :

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PANI GILA HO GAYA

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