Judge: why r u arrested

Judge: why r u arrested
Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
  

Jun, 09 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2888 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(
Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.
Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
.
.
.
.
Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed


"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? ,
, PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->
Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->