Teacher: How Do

Teacher: How Do
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
  

Jun, 09 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2201 views       Sardar

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Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
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Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

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Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
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Sardar: Theek Hai,



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1 sardar USA gya.
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Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

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Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

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I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
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Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon