Banta Singh:

Banta Singh:
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
  

Jun, 09 2010     341 chars (3 sms)     2707 views       Sardar

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D Mother tongue?

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Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

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Just,
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Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
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“Plz try Letter”
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auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?





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