Banta Singh:

Banta Singh:
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
  

Jun, 09 2010     341 chars (3 sms)     2674 views       Sardar

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MISS

"NARRA":-)
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Sardar bola:
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A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
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The Sardar Looked

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Sardar -
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Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

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Do U Know What The Business Was?

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