sardar ne shok

sardar ne shok
sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga
  

Jun, 09 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2469 views       Sardar

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Sardar : Ur Daughter.

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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
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Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.
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Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?




Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->
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Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

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haha haha haha :-)
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Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

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Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

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Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
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"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"