1 sardar USA gya

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"

Jun, 09 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2418 views Sardar

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:My wedding is going

Santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!

Sardar Ki G.F Ne

Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....

B.COM

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

Santa Was Walking

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

Ek Sardar ne Road Pe

Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya

Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''

1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->

Santa: My Dctr Told

Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold

Banta: Does It Work ?

Santa: I Don''t Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->

Paise ka masla nahi hai

Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

Salsman-Which

Salsman-Which
Soap U
Use?
Santa-BABA''S Soap,BABA''S Paste,BABA''S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA''S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Suitcase

Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?

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