A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
  

Jun, 06 2011     161 chars (2 sms)     2997 views       Sardar

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AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

''''SHAIR'''' SARDAR JEE SE

DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY











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SING IS KING
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya

Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->
sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?


Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad Killed It.
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

Sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?