Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Jun, 09 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 1785 views Sardar

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Mobile me kuch

Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D

Pathan Sardar Se

Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

Sardar: Nahi Yara..

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

Who is Ur Favorite

Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

Sardar : Ur Daughter.

Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter

Sardar : Mobile Me

Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??

Sardar''s Interview 4

Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...

naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

Santa Sharab Pikar

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata hoon

Sardar ki mah ki

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->

Santa: So

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.

"I SAW A FILM"

Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM

Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....

Sardar Was Sleeping

Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife

Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.

Let Him Sleep With His Wife

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