Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Jun, 09 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2246 views Sardar

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Santa Ki Amma

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He

Santa Xerox Karne

Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai

Kya Kar Raha Hai..

Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi

Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai

Santa 60th Birthday

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

Hilarous Sardar!

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->

Police-Instead of

Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->

Sardar ki bivi uske

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->

Teacher- Jeevan Me Aisa

Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..

Ek Sardar Apni Maa

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

Sardar Ko Elecrtic

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->

A Sardar Prays

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar''s Interview 4

Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...

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