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Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
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:My wedding is going
Santa:My wedding is going to happen
Banta:Whats the problem now.?
Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!
How Do You Know
How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?
You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->
Santa:Aaj kisine mere
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"
Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"
Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa:Andhera.
sardar ne shok
sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga
Sardar 1st Time
Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,
Phir Woh Khud Apnay
Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
Paise ka masla nahi hai
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,
Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.
Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
Santa Ki Amma
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
A lucknowi nawab
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
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