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Sardar G Dukandar
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->
Who is Ur Favorite
Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
Shaadi mein Khana
Shaadi mein Khana Khula:
Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.
Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.
Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?
Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)
Sardar 2 Sardarni
Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
Santa ko police
Santa ko police
kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
?
?
Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha
Santa:Doctor,
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."
Doctor:Oh Sorry,
I Forgot To Write The Medicine.
That Was My Signature.
Sardar Wrote BILL
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
Dr Sahab Plastic
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
Santa Opened Xerox
Santa Opened Xerox Shop
And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:
Xerox Done In All Language
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:
"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,
"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->
SArdar In UK Hotel
SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)
Hilarous Sardar!
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->
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