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Sardar ki mah ki
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Sardar
Sardar ki mah ki
Sardar ki mah ki
Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,
ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,
Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->
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Santa Banta Se
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?
Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->
Sardar ki bivi uske
Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?
Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->
Santa:Doctor,
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."
Doctor:Oh Sorry,
I Forgot To Write The Medicine.
That Was My Signature.
pathan ke bv!
Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…
Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.
African ko bohet Gussa aya…
Sardar:kya hua??
African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…
Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
.
.
Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
Tech: jab bijli chamkti
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
Santa - Woh Ladki
Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai
Banta -Kaise?
Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli
"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Sardar aur us ka
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
Teacher- Jeevan Me Aisa
Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..
Funny
GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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.
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!
Santa:- I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!
Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?
Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"
Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"
Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->
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