grandmother

grandmother
Sardar To Another Sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
And
we don't know where the hell she is.
  

Sep, 29 2011     159 chars (1 sms)     3259 views       Sardar

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