Sardar To Another Sardar: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . . She's Eighty Now, And we don't know where the hell she is.
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya, Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha. Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola: . . . . Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
