grandmother

grandmother
Sardar To Another Sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
And
we don't know where the hell she is.
  

Sep, 29 2011     159 chars (1 sms)     3289 views       Sardar

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Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

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We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

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Cold coffee.45:-
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
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Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
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:P
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Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

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