Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se
Sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?


Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??


Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
  

Jun, 09 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     2334 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
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Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
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Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep With His Wife..