qabristan

qabristan
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
  

Jun, 19 2013     327 chars (3 sms)     3639 views       Sardar

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
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Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
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Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
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Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta
Teacher-What is the opposite of ''minimum''?






Sardar-MiniDad
Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep With His Wife..
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->