Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Jun, 09 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2761 views Sardar

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:My wedding is going

Santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!

Tu To Ofice Me

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Santa Was Walking

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

Judge: why r u arrested

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

Titanic K Saath

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

Sardar Found A

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

Sardar letter to Bill Gates

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 – I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 – Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->

Santa Sharab Pikar

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata hoon

Sir: Apka Beta

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Sardar Cycle K

Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE

The New Glossary Of

The New Glossary Of
Medical Term By A
Sardar ...

Anti body- Agnst evry1
Cardialogy- Advance
study of poker playing
Coma- A punctuation
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Flu- Going by
aeroplane
Genes- Blue denim
Labor pain- Getting hurt
@ work
Morbid- Higher bid
Urine- Opposite to u r
out ...

Have you eaten

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->

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