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Jun, 09 2010
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Sardar
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Man:Sardaar
Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.
nta-Sir aap apni
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
Santa Shouting 2 His GFS
Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."
Sardar and his wife
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Doctor: Bachey ko
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
Santa : Among My
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
In A 1OO Meter
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4!
:D
Santa- Yaar!
Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.
Ek Larki Sardar
Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.
Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh
Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
How Do You Know
How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?
You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???
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.
.
.
.
Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
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