"I SAW A FILM"

"I SAW A FILM"
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"I SAW A FILM

Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"
  

Jun, 09 2010     84 chars (1 sms)     2532 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
Sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.
Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?


Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?





















Sardar Je:

MISS

"NARRA":-)
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...


Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

Sardar: Nahi Yara..

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??
Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D