1 Sardar

1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->

Jun, 09 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 3025 views Sardar

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My Grand Father Lived SA

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses

Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle

Dukaandar

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

Sardar''s 60th B''day

Sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!

Sardar and his wife

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !

qabristan

Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
.
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
.
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...

A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Judge: Y U''ve Stole

Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->

Sardar to Son

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

Why Did Santa

Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?

A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

Santa Kone Me

Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He

Santa to Banta-

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha

Santa Ne Bus Me

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

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