Circus ka maalik

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

Jun, 09 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2101 views Sardar

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Circus ka maalik

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