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Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D
  

Apr, 04 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3187 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”
1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya

Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa

2nd;

"^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^"
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.


" HOUSE FULL "
Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the

Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?