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Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?

Apr, 09 2011 190 chars (2 sms) 2232 views Sardar

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Jageer Daar 1

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->

Sardar g As A Directo

Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p

Santa - My wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

Santa - Woh Ladki

Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"

Interviewer : Give Me

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

Santa Platfrom k

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !

Ek Larki Sardar

Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.

Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh

Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->

Ik sarda

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P

SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

Sardar 1st Time

Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.

Santa: So

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.

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