Suitcase

Suitcase
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
  

Apr, 09 2011     190 chars (2 sms)     2403 views       Sardar

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1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM

Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->
Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and


Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''
SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?

Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!

Tujhy Pata Nhe K



LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !