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Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!
Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao
BV: kyu?
Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao
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Jul, 06 2012
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Sardar
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1st Sardar
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"
nta-Sir aap apni
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
sardar Bought A New Mobile.
sardar Bought A New Mobile.
Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..
Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur
Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
Santa ko police
Santa ko police
kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
?
?
Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya
Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''
1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->
Santa: My Father Dug
Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal
Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta: My Dad Killed It.
Sardar: Cricket
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,
K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(
Ik sarda
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
Sardar Cycle K
Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE
Police-Instead of
Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
Sardar''s 60th B''day
Sardar''s 60th B''day
Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On
Cake. So I Put
This 60 Watts Bulb!!
A sardar in a pizza hut
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
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