Santa:Aaj kisine mere

Santa:Aaj kisine mere
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
  

Jun, 09 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2306 views       Sardar

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Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
Sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"
Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)
Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->
1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya

Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''

1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.