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Ek Larka Apne Papa
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Sardar
Ek Larka Apne Papa
Ek Larka Apne Papa
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan
Papa:
Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
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Santa: My Dctr Told
Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold
Banta: Does It Work ?
Santa: I Don''t Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->
sardar apna radio theek karwanay
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
Ek Sardar Apni Maa
Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)
Sardar Was Sleeping
Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?
Let Him Sleep With His Wife..
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
Teacher-What is the
Teacher-What is the opposite of ''minimum''?
Sardar-MiniDad
Some1 Wrote 2
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
Sardar g As A Directo
Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
Santa Helmet Pehen
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
Sardar K Truck K
Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!
Interviewer : Give Me
Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words
Banta:Ok
Interviewer : Made In India
Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
lawyer to sardar
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
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