Sardar K Truck K

Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,

Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!

Jun, 09 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 2295 views Sardar

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Sardar: Yar Mere Bal

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-) Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)

Sardar g Saw A

Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Man 2 Sardar

Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.

Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Sardar amrud bech

Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
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1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->

Santa: Should I BuyS

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

B.COM

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

:My wedding is going

Santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!

Sardar bus me charha

Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->

1 sardar Kafi dei

1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya

Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa

2nd;

"^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^"

Santa- Yaar!

Santa- Yaar!

A Auratein Sharab

Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta- Islye Ki,

Sharab Pine Ke

Baad Chuhe Jaisa

Pati Bhi Sher

Ho Jata Hai.

Santa: How can

Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)

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