nta-Sir aap apni

nta-Sir aap apni
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
  

Jun, 09 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2097 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
Santa Opened Xerox Shop

And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:













Xerox Done In All Language
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,


Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska...

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?

GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun

SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.