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Man 2 Sardar
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!
Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.
At 50th Floor He Remembers,
I Dont Hav A Daughter.
"I SAW A FILM"
Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM
Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"
Some1 Wrote 2
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
Santa-Oye Kya Kr
Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
Sardar ankhain band karky
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
Santa Shouting 2 His GFS
Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."
Spinner
Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye
to
Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya
Santa: How can
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
.
.
.
Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Dukaandar
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega
SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi
Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
Jageer Daar 1
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
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